iguanamouth:

tylersvathings:

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5 Make Me A Centaur

Make me a centaur in this endless, empty void!

Art by the awesome Iguana Mouth

Scared Curly Haired Dude - Me

Chill Dragon Girl - Jay

real tears are coming out of my eyes

(via mirthful-motherfuckers)

(Source: heelyz, via kankris-69ner)

This place sucks

(Source: tomdelongue, via ssohpkcfox)

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

(via vaultdwellerofficial)

rilort:

This is what I think Diglett looks like underground! 

(via themightynak)

iffem:

anawfullybigaventura:

blue-author:

mangacide:

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Fun Fact: In the Marvel vs DC crossover it was established that Wonder Woman is in fact Worthy of wielding the hammer of Thor.

And then she put it down, because she thought it would be unworthy of her to take advantage of its power.

Wonder Woman’s standards are higher than Mjolnir’s.

IF THE HAMMER THINKS SHES WORTHY WHY DONT THE MARKETING EXECS

marketing execs are dumber than hammers, apparently

(via mirthful-motherfuckers)

achievementt-teeth:

This is Roosterteeth at its finest

(via the-untalented-teenager)

tennisballstentacles:

Some people are constructive with their evenings… I make a Doo family tree

(via themightynak)

Sebastian, I asked for fucking cake.

(Source: r0llcake, via themightynak)

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

(via actual-bouncer-finas)

boobbryar:

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

(via erenjaegrrr)

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

(via the-untalented-teenager)

(Source: butdreamsoflove, via heckboy)