bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

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manuxinhace:

Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]

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not-his-girlfriends-blog:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Assuming his attitude is genuine, then this guy really understands education. You need to easily and steadily guide youth through learning difficult tasks or else the massive amounts of pressure just brings a permanent negative connotation to learning. The lack of interest in school is primarily due to the challenge without the help. The stress to be right without holding anyone’s hand.

His hand is already way out there telling a girl how to flip food in a pan.

I can’t even flip food in a pan.

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feetlips:

holavicente:

Dr. Doom is the best.

Toot

April 22nd 2014 - Happy 39th Birthday (Ninja) Brian Wecht!

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peace-love-and-pixiedust:

kitten is all types of confused

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chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

i’d prefer not to see my followers do drugs. but if it ever happens, by choice, pressure, or otherwise, i’d at least like you all to be safe.

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catsuitmonarchy:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

I like how tanx and cotx are friends.
I don’t understand math but it’s nice to see the equations getting along.

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libbabink:

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Shepard, do you think that’s wise?

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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a-study-in-yellowcar:

A couple makeup sponges, lots of green eyeshadow, and an Emilie Autumn album later…

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